Kennedy: After Dinner Entertainer, After Dinner Speaker, Dinner Party Entertainment: 01/03/2009

Will You Get Your Story Published?

I am working on a new book that I would love readers of my blog to be part of. The book is about lies, why we lie and the kinds of lies we have told, even better how we got caught out.

Do you have a story? Maybe the person sill doesn't know about it, perhaps you got caught, maybe you have a friend who told a lie. If you have a story about a none-truth that you'd like to share and either be named or do so anonymously please leave it as a comment below or you can email kennedy@mindofkennedy.co.uk.

You story can be short and simple, funny and entertaining, deep and loving or even terrifying. All I ask is that they are true. We'll then choose a bunch of them to appear in the book when it's published.

Kennedy
Psychological Mind Reader
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Why Do I Love Judge Judy?

Being a body language and human psychology buff I am fascinated with lies and the detecting of lies.

I am working on a new project about lies and the crazy, often hilarious lies that people tell. I want to invite readers of my blog to participate in this project and get your stories and ideas published, I'll give details on how it is you can be part of this amazing and thoroughly exciting project on Monday. Until then, enjoy Judge Judy exposing a lying man:

Psychic Beating

I receive a lot of mail asking whether what I do is 'real'? It's a strange one because you are intelligent enough to realise that when I am performing I am not really reading anyone's minds. In the same way when I make a prediction I am not seeing in tot he future. After all, if that were my ability I'd be using it for far more devious things than entertaining at events.

So what do I think of 'real' psychics? The truth be known I detest them and everything they stand for. I believe I'm using the self same techniques as them only I'm doing so much more honestly than they are.

Many of them, rather than telling fortunes and relaying detailed stories from people's pasts are simply regurgitating a trolly-load of generic statements which anyone and everyone will find ways to make fit their own lives and experiences. It is not this that infuriates me.

The most infuriating thing about these people who claim to see the future is the fact they prey on the vulnerable. I wouldn't mind them spouting their lies and deception if they were just talking to every-day people but the fact that they use their skills on those who are suffering bereavement is just sad and to be honest should be illegal.

A man rightly gets arrested if he takes advantage of a lady on a night out if shes under the influence of some kind of drug. The reason for this is that she is not actually able to give consent to the act. The same is true for a psychic giving readings for those who morn their loved ones. They are at risk and emotions exposed.

I'm really on my high horse about this one as its near and dear to my heart. Here's a video of a psychic being exposed...EXCELLENT:

There Are Only 25 Letters in the Alphabet

I'm serious about this. I've been spending a lot of time thinking. I must take after my Dad for that, he's always getting in to trouble for 'thinking too much'. Bless him.

Do you not agree that there is one letter of the alphabet too many? That we cold do with just 25 letters instead of 26? After much thought (there's that thinking) I have come to the conclusion that we could operate perfectly well without the letter 'x'.

I'd like to know if you can come up with a single way that our language would suffer if we didn't have it. Think about the word in the children's Letters Book we use. We learn 'a is for apple' and 'b is for ball'. 'x is for xylophone'. Really? I reakon we could replace the letter 'x' with a 'z' in this case. In most cases this little letter can be substituted with the letters 'cs'.

For example the lovely chocolate biscuit Twix. Twics would sound the same. X-ray would be Ecsray. In fact we'd elimenate a lot of hyphens too. I cant think of a single example of a word that just woudn't work if this letter was made extinct.

Any ideas?
Kennedy

Mindreading & Hypnosis in One Night...

Lancastrian Suite, Newcastle Upon Tyne - May 1st 2009
Tickets are now on sale for a fantastic new night of 'Mind Bending' entertainment.

In one night you will experience my 60 minute psychological mind-reading show; stuffed air-tight with witty banter, tension and incredible mind-reading. Then after a short break comedy hypnotist Robert Temple will take to the stage.

In addition to the 2 act show you'll be served supper, and a disco will round the night off until 12:30am.

Details At A Glance
Date: Friday May 1st 2009
Time: 7:00pm - 12:30am
Location: Lancastrian Suite, Dunston (nr Metrocentre)
Price: £9.95 / ticket

Please for all enquiries and bookings contact the Lancastrian Suite:
Call: 0191 460 5353 or email info@thelancastriansuite.com

Sinking the Answer

Before we head on in to the answer to the quote question I set the other day, just wanted to say a huge thank you for the masses of support and amazing feedback from the show on Friday. Great news is that we're meeting later today to look at more dates and events throughout 2009.

Lots of replies and things came pouring in to the question I posed. Which movie contains the phrase "If you don't shut that hole in your face". The answer is that in the scene where the passengers are filling the lifeboats, Robert Hitchins shouts at Molly Brown "yes and there will be one less on this boat if you dont shut that hole in your face" in the massive blockbuster movie, Titanic.

More soon!
Kennedy
Party Entertainment

Some Mental Torture

I'm sure you've had it happen. You are mid conversation and some words come tumbling out of your mouth, its a quote and its from a movie but no matter how hard you try to think, you can not remember which movie its from, who said it or even their gender.

For the past 8 days I have suffered this mental torture. Now its your turn. Here is the phrase, see if it annoys you as much as it does me...so which movie is it from...

"If you dont shut that hole in your face!"

Try not to lose too much sleep...more tomorrow.

Kennedy

Everyone is Stupid

We really say and do crazy things. I'm sure we all have things in our past that we look back on and say 'that was just stupid'. Just today my father made me a sausage sandwich. "What you want on it?"

"Ketchup please" I reply. Yet when it comes out of the kitchen and I'm about to take a bite in to that steaming hot thing I notice that while there is ketchup on the sausage, there is margarine on the bread.

"Awww why did you have to go and put marge on the bread?"

"Just eat it, you can't taste it" came the reply. Isn't it a crazy thing to say? If you can't taste it then WHY would you put it on anything, ever? Of course you can taste the creamy nasty fat riddled cack spoiling good food.

I'm off to make another sandwich. What a day!
Kennedy
Fantastic Party Entertainer

Windows gets the (u)boot(oo)

Change is happening at Kennedy Towers. On March 12th we're running away from the mine field that is Windows Vista and moving to Ubuntu, a new Operating System. Rather than try and paint pretty pictures with my words I found a video that shows the differences between Vista and Ubuntu. Maybe you will make the switch too. Tomorrow I'll tell you my reasons for making the switch...enjoy! p.s. I can only apologise for the music...

More tomorrow :)
Kennedy