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Here my show-biz life unfolds. Beware that this is where I say the things that I can't on the official Corporate Entertainers website. (Check it out if you want me as your special party entertainer)

We're talking about persuasion skills, psychology and other things to stroke my ego. Comments are encouraged without any need to register, so go ahead and stroke me...

Everyone is Stupid

We really say and do crazy things. I'm sure we all have things in our past that we look back on and say 'that was just stupid'. Just today my father made me a sausage sandwich. "What you want on it?"

"Ketchup please" I reply. Yet when it comes out of the kitchen and I'm about to take a bite in to that steaming hot thing I notice that while there is ketchup on the sausage, there is margarine on the bread.

"Awww why did you have to go and put marge on the bread?"

"Just eat it, you can't taste it" came the reply. Isn't it a crazy thing to say? If you can't taste it then WHY would you put it on anything, ever? Of course you can taste the creamy nasty fat riddled cack spoiling good food.

I'm off to make another sandwich. What a day!
Fantastic Party Entertainer

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